There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: I love the grass.  So life-like.  I did try to show this house. We drove out there to find that there was no key in the lockbox. Some of these photos are from listings in [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: This should make you LOL!  Best bad MLS image ever! Some of these photos are from listings in Austin, which I used to refrain from posting for obvious reasons, but some of these are just [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week:  No people are actives in MLS photos, properties only! Did I really just have to state something that obvious?! Some of these photos are from listings in Austin, [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week:  Check to see what your listing looks like online. This luxury home spent months & months on the market with all photos like this.  Wonder why? Some of [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week:  Hire a professional photographer or you’ll end up on my site! Some of these photos are from listings in Austin, which I used to refrain from posting for [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week:  Return that silly lens.  You are insulting our optical intelligence pretending this is a large room. Result = no sale + no $. Some of these photos are [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week: Find an angle that doesn’t include the man/woman behind the camera.  Realtors have a highly vain & moronic reputation as it is, don’t make it worse! Some of [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week: Only use photos of something interesting that can sell the house to buyers.  Photos of an empty laundry closet with bad linoleum is a waste of everyone’s time. [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week: Your agent should suggest that you pack away personal items, knick-knacks, and photos.  This list should now include your spouse. Some of these photos are from listings in [...]

There is plenty more where this came from, check back each Friday for another Bad MLS Photo! Actual MLS photo: Bad MLS Photo Lesson of the Week: It’s okay if messy describes you, but don’t let it describe a home that you are trying to sell! Some of these photos are from listings in Austin, [...]